yeah but beebs at least USED to have the good boy persona.

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

ok. no one should be with the weeknd. ever. he is not bf material, and i think you know this, BELLA AND SELENA.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

Nah, they don’t even care about boning. (milo’s gay) They just hate women because their misogyny and racism makes them feel powerful.

I have reservations at Osteria Francescana but, if that doesn’t work out, I think they can squeeze us in at the Applebee’s in Elkhart, IN just off of I-90.

I’m a straight Jewish man and I would do him.

Because:

The man almost makes being a war criminal look classy.

AKA Summa Cum Daddy.

My father in law, a staunch, lifelong fiscal Republican (but socially libertarian, I guess) was a psychiatrist for 50 years, spending a lot of that time in a retirement home in the UK as their on-call psychiatrist, and the first thing he said about Trump during one of the Primary Debates was “That man has…

Money, yes. But if you watch interviews with him that are, say, more then 15-20 years old, his vocabulary has completely changed. There is a marked difference in vocabulary and quality of speech, very similar to those seen in people with alzheimer’s.

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

Incoherent and his vocabulary is operating with around maximum 5,000 words. Big, beautiful, tremendous - his active word group, particularly for adjectives/adverbs can’t be more than 50-100 words.

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

I mean it’s a women’s rights march, not the unborn fetuses’ rights march. Didn’t the Right to Life people try to hold a march last year that got aborted.... I mean, cancelled because of snow?

Will she take her nanny on the honeymoon?