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“Scary stuff?”

Karlie may be the most attractive woman w/o lips. But, still... she has no lips!!!

“At fault were many moving parts that I would have to contain: it was the boy that pulled the trigger, yes, but it was also the schools that gave up on him, the penal system that imprisoned a child, a brutal masculinity code, the lie that gave him the belief that his blackness and his manhood were to be found on the…

He charges far too much for his work.

Maybe move? The US is a colossal country. There are more places that are more affordable with a higher quality of life than SF (and NYC). Left New York for rural WA and it’s been unbelievable. If people can’t bear the thought of living anywhere else then suck it up. Migration is a natural part of life.

So, many, commas, in, that, first, sentence.

Gonads. Also a wonderful and extremely underused word.

Well done! Now someone please do “Pintrest Brooklyn.”

Robin Thicke Sings: “Rapey the Snowman, Roofie the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Other Beloved Classics.”

Come on. Aren’t all religions a joke?

Can someone also explain why horse betting is exempt. Not to mention THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!!

Better than “Pussy Influenza,” my grandfather used to say. You need penicillin for that.

THEE John Waters?! Cause this would all make sense then.

This gave me an idea: I will become a posthumous performance artist, where I will get a smartphone (powered by the gases of my decomposing corpse) to take selfies of my rotting junk and automatically share them to Twitter, Instagram, etc., FOREVER!

Pirates of the Carribboner

Thanks, postmodernism. Now guys like this are considered 'artists'.

Well, what were they???

Jesus Christ! ANOTHER effin Avengers movie?!

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