Damn, doods, you really, really, really need to get a life.

Yeah, yeah, Macs are the gayest.

@Denver: What you mean, only process male babies? You know the chances of having a boy is not that high, something to do with when you have sex, you got to be stress free or something. Seriously.

So what would it be, iTouch Mega or iPad Nano/Mini? What about having a whole different category of product and call it the iPouch?

NO, that's not cool. What if the kid grows up and only shoot heroine? He'll be wtf, I was such a bong hitting baby, that's so fuckng lame. I bet he'll be embarassed to show the pic to all his cool junkie friends.

@zachy: @ddhboy: @curiouscomputer: Cheers for the answers, I guess I'll stick with blueberries then.

What's a Blackberry?

@Denver: That'll be 14 months total from conceiving to fuel. Meh, too long. I suggest puppies, would cut your time by half. Or kittens.

"There is no magical formula to business, it takes hard work, determination and the drive to do something great.", so say all my weed growing friends too.

@Graviton1066: Why would you want that? You would have noone else to hatez....

Happy b-day Giz.

@blub: I'll be getting a refurbed iPad when they're available, or get one cheap when the 2g comes out. But for day to day use and portability, nothing beats the touch, I got to say.

Blam, thanks for posting this article. I was on the verge to get an iPad. Now I'm gonna get the next touch instead. I'll just wait for the next gen iPad when the display gets upgraded.

You might as well throw in a baby crocodile, a couple turtles, maybe a crane to complete the picture. Is there a self composting toilet they sell as a set with this?

@Caeruleas: Rule #2 for being successfully evil: If you talked about your evil plans with people(either because it was an accident or you gapped, or whatever reason) that need not know, kill them right there and then.

@tackett: Damn, that's pretty chilly for middle of summer. But still, for me, that tshirt temps, but that's just me though.

Middle of summer and he's wearing a black turtleneck? You got to respect that even if you don't like the dude. How does he keep so cool in black turtleneck?

Haven't we read about this lots of times on the Giz in the past already? I can see it useful on a phone for scrolling address book, or long emails. BTW, didn't somebody else try to patent something like this a little while ago?

Fucking A, this is exactly what I've been looking for. I got 3 kids, 2 of which are 5 and 7 year old boys who'll leave lego pieces around for their 9 month old sister to pick up and eat. I was on the verge of buying a slave just to pick up the kids' toys. I'm sure some enterprising individual would figure out a…

There's no way a bike chain can stand up like that. Well, unless you remove the pins and replace it with tiny nuts and screws, then you tighten the sh!t out of it, and maybe it'll stand, but in a matter of time, it'll bent downwards due to gravity.