I live in China and if we chip in a couple bucks each, I can get one whenever it's available and try to benchmark it, drop it from 3 feet up, try to see if it'll squeeze into my pants and other hilarity. At the very least it'll be a good laugh, at worst it might catch on fire and burn my house down. Mmmmk, no, wait, I…

@travisco_nabisco: I've almost forgotten about the gumbo, almost.

@travisco_nabisco: It might work for coastal too, but then you need a submersible to recover it when it rolls off the cutblock and into the ocean. Or somewhere in the Kootenays, but instead of yelling 'Timberrrrrrrr'(do they still do that?), you got to get on the bullhorn and yell 'Outta the way, hippieeeesssss!!!!'…

Wow, that has to be the most retarded way ever invented to fall trees. In my youth, I was a treeplanter in the swamps of northern Alberta. I'll like to see that thing out there. You can't even get that behemoth out there, unless you got a helicopter capable of lifting 4.5 tons, and I know the 206 A-Stars we fly don't…

Um, sorry, I must be artistically stupid or something, but wtf is this for again?

You got to give it to them for doing their part for world peace by making planes so shitty no one would dare use it for war.

Can you blend all 3 major smartphone os and come up with iWindroid or something? I'll buy that phone.

I got this great idea to make a movie of real life superheroes who jijitsu supervillians on the street ala matrix style.

Not a big deal.

Is that thing hanging there Optimus' penis? Dude, you're doing too much steriods, sure they bulk out your arms, but there's a price to pay for that....

I want this, not as a kitchen but for my job. A bit shorter and it's perfect.

In other news, some guy got wicked drunk and passed out and woke up with a really bad hangover.

Will Google remind me to wipe my ass front to back too?

@envador: I had a Grasshopper for my first car, then a Hornet. It's been more than 20 years, but I still remember how fast those things go. Now they have the Tamtech versions of the Grasshopper, Fox and a couple other models, basically 1:12 scale mini buggies. I almost bought one last week, but they're out of stock on…

Funny, after years of not playing with rc cars, last week I looked into getting an updated version of my favorite childhood Tamiya buggy. Great to see they're still around and making cool stuff still.

Eagerly waiting for the torrent to be uploaded on Oct. 26.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: So sad, but so fucking true. Just that people don't see it that way. And the middle class and poor wonder why they're in debt to their noses. Yes, you can blame the rich. Or you can just rein in your needless purchasing impulses. Yeah, money is made to be spent, and not to be wasted on crap…

@Agrippa: I onced roomed with a Japanese guy in Canada. His living room was a foot deep in fast food wrappers and other garbage, literally. Beer bottles were never thrown out, just stacked on any spare space in the kitchen. Overflowing ashtrays were rarely emptied as we played PS for hours.

@KTope: Can they design anything else besides architects?

True dat.