Have I got an Ewok duology for you!

My favorite suggestion, that just might’ve pleased everybody, was to take Max Von Sydow’s TFA character (Lar San Tekka, apparently) and replace him with Jar Jar. Gives Binks a nice arc (feels bad about helping to turn the chancellor into the emperor), makes this supposedly important character someone familiar, but…

Yeah. I totally assumed she was gonna be Rumor when I heard this announcement.

Yeah. I totally assumed she was gonna be Rumor when I heard this announcement.

Apparently you (along with pretty much everybody else) missed his Love’s Labours Lost?

No mystery about who killed the baby...

Sign me up for the dirigible entry!

Now you’re just getting greedy!

SPOILER WARNING

I know! I’ve got no way to know what a random algorithm is choosing to play off of people’s iPods anymore! (I liked everything but that, tho.)

I also like that I can now get notifications on the main page, instead of having to look for an article to click on as as excuse to see if I have any notifications. (Not that the notifications follow-thru isn’t much harder to use, but I like that one thing.)

Wow. I don’t even know who that is, but this photo looks like someone photoshopped a picture of Zatanna to look Christmassy!

I can’t argue with that: I’ven’t heard of anything he’s been in in almost a decade. But he’s an amazing actor, so I wonder why Butler gets more bargaining power?!

Hold on, I’m still working on the one I proposed on another article that’s A Christmas Carol but for Halloween. <todd-from-Bojack-voice>Unless the vampire is Scrooge and the first spirit that visits him is his own ghost!</todd-from-Bojack-voice>

The undead have no souls. Ghosts are bodyless souls. Technically, a vampire has no ghost, tho with a caveat: it’s not impossible, I suppose, that one’s body become a vampire and one’s soul continue on as a ghost simultaneously. Mebbe go on a wacky road trip together?

I liked my head-edit with no I-know-how-[redacted]-tastes speech.

What about The Four Feathers? Definitely not a box office success or anything, but I really enjoyed it. That was my first Kate Hudson post-Almost-Famous and I thought it was part of a trend of great Hudson movies, rather than an aberrant pair.

I mean, he did specifically mention live-action, possibly for that reason, so I doubt it.

Agreed. The one I always bring up for Crowe is 3:10 to Yuma.

I thought Clive Owen was the thinking person’s Gerard Butler!