Tootles!

I know! I know him too! I was going to recommend Wuthany Tangclano go as him!

I’m really glad there’re no photos of my Babar costume from 3rd grade. The elephant mask was nice but didn’t really stay in place, and I had a green jacket, but the crown was folded cardboard, I had yellow sweatpants, and prolly just a standard turtleneck and sneakers.

Damn, I had one for a gingery bearded black dude...

We should make a Halloween version of Christmas Carol. Since the Christmas version used ghosts, the Halloween version should use elves, just to screw with people’s expectations.

I’ve actually never seen BBT, because, you know, it seems like it’s prolly terrible. But “fixed that for you” is definitely worse, because you’re not fixing anything, you’re... well... just editing someone’s comment so it matches your opinion. Might as well just stay off the Internet in that case.

Agreed. She reminded me a lot of Jenny Nicholson

So, wait? That means she’s gonna marry Detective Lance? I know there’s nothing really wrong with that, but it still seems icky.

Wait, you mean “IRL,” that hip Internet slang term that only Felicity knows?

No

There’s not even any such thing as being PC aside from not looking like an idiot in front of minorities. Certainly the term rose in popularity as some of the more recent wave of longer euphemisms came into use, but euphemisms have always been coming into use and there’s nothing to stop that sociolinguistic trend.

Wait, is that Patrick Stewart?

At least hatchbacks have goddamn windshield wipers on the goddamn back windows!

“Sons and Daughters” already is a style parody of the Decemberists!

FIFY

When you said “Archer’s Theme,” I thought at first you were talking about Archer’s theme, and I was going to tell you to halt your heresy at once!

*phogna bologna

Do you have a general policy against fun, or just that experienced by those with different tastes than yours?

When you get tired of the cumbersome mask after three minutes, what will you say your costume is?

People don’t always like when La Signora and I pick non-specific costumes. We’ve been generic red-carpet celebrities and steampunk characters, and one time I was a vaguely defined third-world military dictator, and every time someone wanted us/me to be something specific. And yet when you’re just pirates, everyone…