I need the ability to upvote your first to sentences and vigorously downvote the third. I mean, I don’t wear pajama pants out of the house much anymore (unlike in High School, when I was convynced it was okay as long as they had pockets in them), but I damn sure reserve the right to move my car or even bop over to the…

Heck, I’ve never even really dated someöne that wasn’t about-to-be or at-the-time my girlfriend, so I never found a mate the old-fashioned way either!

5. Khaki shorts!

When I did my fieldwork in Madagascar, I lost, like, 25% of my body weight and I enjoyed the hell out of wearing tight clothes while I remained thin, which was less than half a year. With no muffin top and a thigh gap, things can’t even really be uncomfortably tight in the way they can when the situätion is reversed.

corduroys?

It was my first ever exposure to Mr. Kitsch’s œuvre, which may’ve been my prollem. I’ll buy understated tho. I’m not much of an acting critic; the only actuäl bad acting I’ve ever seen onscreen was when Christopher Walken was Captain Hook in the live musical version of “Peter Pan.”

I may be totally off base here, but I’ll feel naïve if I don’t guess: are you and HistoryOfDave actually one person doïng some good-cop/bad-cop performance art. Because he’s beïng reasonable almost to a fault, of course some people are beïng rude to him, and you’re jumping in as his enforcer.

I thought the male lead was a block of wood, but I know a lot of people say that about Chris Pine (mebbe just for the pun?), but I think he’s fine (hey, this is actually relevant to the article again!), so I know these things vary. I also thought the female lead wasn’t too great, and that they had precisely zero…

Haverhill’s right next door to Salem; alas, it’s (demonstratably) the wrong Salem.

No. I’ve never even seen it; I mostly hear it’s bad, but I was glad t’hear that someöne enjoyed it. You’re jumping to some strange conclusions for reasons I don’t understand.

It’s hard to make fun of them when you’re wearing that “Hufflepuff4life” sweatshirt!

I’m not sure anyöne has ever enjoyed anything as much as he enjoyed MoS!

Alright! I am not the only one!

If your proposal is GSPW < Mass Pike < NJTP, then I’ll sign off on that.

I liked some unpopular movies, like Cowboys and Aliëns and John Carter, but I’d prolly give them some sort of B- or B. I’ve never been in a position of loving a movie that everyöne seem to hate. I’ve actually not seen MoS, but I really loved that first trailer, so I’m not sure what I’d say about it.

Amazon Prime?

Without the phrase “Marvel fanboys,” I doubt it’s trolling.

Alright, one from Lynn, one from Salem, one from Rockport. Let’s fudge it and call Salem the halfway point!

We actually really wanted to get an apartment in Lynn, but were denied. But this was on Flax Pond, in the fancy part of Lynn. It was much better than the place we ended up actually getting in Salem.

Oh, I bet Plymouth is a stop for every tour bus of people looking to take a selfie with (what remains of) the rock.