“We have to go back, Kate! To school, I mean.”

lol, my place was (just quit) mandatory in one day but you had to have a laptop to work in the office and all desks are hotel ones unless you were there 5 days a week.

The company I worked for tried one of those “3 days at the office, 2 days at home” bits. I showed up on the mandatory office day, only to be told that they gave my desk to someone else. When I asked what I was supposed to do, they said just go home and work from there. So 45 minutes to the office, and 45 minutes back…

I’m pretty sure the “MrGirl” thing, as horrible as that would be, is like a 4Chan bait rumor or something. Has something come out that shows it definitively?

“Dummies Guide To: How Much Can We Milk the Harry Potter Controversy For Clicks”.

This is both a reasonable stance and something that frustrates me. The whole “let’s see if it catches on” is very much one of the reasons VR *struggles* to catch on. It feels like such a self-fulfilling prophecy to me.

What do you mean by “always plugged”? It’s a simple USB-C cable. Easy enough to pull out.

Be less stupid when you post. 

All the middle management feels useless, as they have no one to berate, micro-manage, or whatnot.

woke
/wōk/

One of the the many, many things I loathe about these ghouls is the way they are always so damn lame with their attempts at “jokes.” You just know MTG think she’s making the sickest burn with this balloon when in reality she just looks like the dumb loser she has always been.

Wow. She typed out nine lines of lyrics of 99 Red Balloons and still apparently didn’t understand what the song was about...or (I’m guessing) that the original song was in German. Reading comprehension: the new political dividing line.

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

That lead photo looks like she uses the same plastic surgeon as Ida Lowry in Brazil.

So sayeth the paragon of the vocal arts, who has never made a silly mispronunciation before, ever, and thus is unable to have compassion for humans making stress-based mistakes.

I would argue that your average person doesn’t have a “cursory knowledge” of Norse Mythology. Not everyone’s grade school European History class went deep into Viking religion.

My working theory: he started reading, saw the entire title and just...shut down. understandable!

This. This is a tragedy that didn’t need to happen for an endangered species.

Here’s an idea—and I’m just spitballing here—but maybe we shouldn’t keep rhinos in tourist attractions.

Shut all these bullshit roadside zoos down by force.