This are my favorite articles on Jalopnik, very well done!

Maybe Quattro will help?

You call that abuse? I call that a night out!

Dat ass.

This has plenty of style, look at the rear doors. The sloping roof line? The side mirrors?

Why would anyone want an Impala SS or a fastback Mustang?

Dubai.

At certain angles it does look like a Stratos...when the light blacks it out.

That'll buff out.

Hey, i like it.

Nice!

Save the trees? Please, those guys drive a Prius

What are you...Jeep?

Why not roll it up and put a safety pin too hold it in place?

Me: Why do A7's still stop traffic?

The problem is that no one will know it's a 4 series, they'll just think its a 3 series unless they look at the badge.

Really? It's fucking brown!

Of course i'm joking.

It's the pay.