I mean I can’t wait for the day when men decide to stop participating in things so I can finally go to a party and not have to worry about being touched inappropriately or having gross comments made to me or being hounded around the room by some fucking dude. Oh, please, no, don’t stay home! Whatever shall we do…

Carrie Fisher. Not Fischer.

I’m completely guilty of just chomping into the tamale, husk and all. For YEARS I was like “I don’t like tamales,” until my ex finally uncovered that I thought you were supposed to eat the husk and was like OH SWEETIE NO.

So did she know during season 1 that he was a robot? She seemed completely unfazed by it. Just like “Oh yeah, hey, you should get some cortical fluid. Bye-eeeee.”

The timeline of the show puts the beginning of park development at 2017. So if it’s still only 2023 or so when William first visits the park, it makes sense for someone Jim’s age to have at least been a kid in the 60s. I know I still have pretty much the same musical tastes as an adult as I did as a kid.

He could just be telling people that so they don’t A. think poorly of her or B. think of him as such a fucking monster that she felt the need to slit her wrists to get away. Accidental suicide from taking the wrong pills is a lot different than slitting your wrists in the bathtub.

Sorry, gotta side with Atlas. Even if you didn’t want to look it up, the author even points you in the direction of narrative film making Murai has done. So if you even skimmed the article you’d see he’s actually already quite adept at it. But you didn’t. You just want to comment.

Bino is not a trap artist. If you go back and listen to any of his previous albums, he raps in a pretty standard 21st century style. He made this a trap song on purpose. He wanted it to have that same cadence and those same types of lyrics about just having shit and “I’m so cool like yeah” to distract you from the…

So wait wait wait wait wait. Unless I’m missing something here, why are there Delos people there to help when they said in the first episode they wouldn’t come unless Peter Abernathy was delivered to them, and then when they meet Charlotte in this episode, she explains that Peter is missing and was never delivered?

This show has now had two opportunities to call another park Eastworld and has FAILED.

If the ending of this season turns out to be floodlights come on and Ford is still there in a tux, clapping, and all the QA people turn out to be guests who really wanted some insane narrative, I will throw my laptop over my balcony.

“I want to be treated like any other woman”

Reel Big Fish’s Take on Me is the definitive Take on Me and that is all.

Because I don’t want to lick your beard.

The two techs’ names were Felix and Sylvester. I just figured they were named after cartoon cats. But yeah I always thought it was interesting that her name is Dolores, meaning sorrow or pain, and even then, are they referring to her pain or the pain she’s going to inflict upon others? SPOOKY I TELL YOU. SPOO. KY.

I live in Los Angeles. The past ten years has seen an insane housing boom. There are new buildings going up all over the place all the time. But they’re priced completely out of most peoples’ reach. So many of them are sitting here half empty. All it’s doing is convincing EVERY landlord that they too can get $3k…

THIS. This is such bullshit. I’m a comedian in Los Angeles. I wouldn’t say that I necessarily present as butch but I definitely act in a more masculine manner than a woman is typically expected to. I have been harassed out of two theatres now by the same man, who presents as a very innocuous, docile guy even though…

Fun fact: my sfx teacher in college, Dave Deneen, made Buddy Christ. He of course modeled it after himself so it looks just like him.

I’m calling bullshit. There’s no way that a Dodge Neon is still his actual working car in 2017 and his acting is SO BAD. He knew what would happen. That’s some dumpster jalopi he’s trying to get views off of.

I always had a skin tag right next to my vagina. One night I got wasted, put some anbesol on it, and took it off with nail clippers. I regret nothing.