Most people who vote will vote for either Clinton or Trump because they are the only candidates with a realistic chance of winning. There are rational reasons why a person might not want to directly participate in that decision-making process in every election by either not voting or voting for a third-party…

It kills me that people think they only have two choices

I dunno, my doctor showed me a picture of a removed appendix, and that talked me out of my emergency appendectomy. And so far I’m just f

I had to make a difficult medical choice once and the doctor told me that it’s okay to feel regret—it’s normal to wish the world was different and you could have what you want and things would just magically work out. But feeling that way doesn’t mean you made the wrong choice and please don’t ever think you did. It…

I was already tearing up reading the story but this picture just did me in. How and why? WTF is wrong with these people? We’re here to protect you and we’ll use brute force against you if we have to! What kind of logic is this shit?

I always have to laugh at the type of response that amounts to “x group are crybabies that can’t handle shit” and meanwhile can’t see how ridiculous it is that they are so upset and aggrieved over the issue/ change themselves. So, you are a little crybaby bitch, too, right? Like if the name is such an unimportant,…

THIS. When I was younger, still living at home with my conservative parents, I took a political science class at the local college. We had weekly debates, and for the reproductive rights debate, I took the anti-abortion side, because that’s what I believed. The professor asked if I thought abortion was murder and…

Sometimes you just can’t get your belt undone fast enough.

Exactly. She earned my vote for other reasons, but I am totally, crazy stoked that a woman is the nominee!! This is historic - a huge moment - and nobody is going to make me feel bad about being excited!

Mocking the shit out of this tattoo isn’t supporting neoliberalism (I’m a Bernie voter) - it’s mocking the shit out of someone who has a dumb tattoo.

I’m not a fan of this idea that disagreeing with someone who supports a candidate = disagreeing with the candidate. This person clearly supports Bernie. This person did…

You should read my new book - Postmodern Working Woman: The Empowering Nature of Selling Your Body’s Excess Bioelectricity Back to the Grid

Because you can’t conditionally support the death penalty.

I don't have work tomorrow and I'm a little drunk so I texted all my Bernie bro friends and broke the news and they are still trying to tell me he has a chance. It's cute.

I know there are still some skeptics on the Sanders side of things who just think of Hillary as the lesser of two evils but I think it’s important to point out that to Hillary supporters she’s actually the least of three evils.

100%. I feel the exact same. The campaign he’s running now is not the same one he was running in the beginning. I’m so disappointed in him. And his supporters are out of control. He’s created a monster. And what the fuck happened to the Sanders saying they would vote for Hillary if she got the nomination?

Suicide. Look at his shirt.

no you have to seize the foreskin

Defensive shame peeing.

I’m sorry, but sometimes you need a little shaming to do the things you’re supposed to do. Do you want to turn out like this clown?!

I once woke up the morning after a party to find someone had left a cheese grater and a block of cheddar in my bathroom. But a cheese grater makes a pretty crappy weapon.