Well, you deserve it with your faux patriotism. Everyone knows you’re not REALLY celebrating America unless the Washington Monument is in the background and the eagle is both soaring and crying. The only reason you’re not a filthy Communist is because of the glitter, honestly. And real patriots LIKE paying fees into…

Well, you know what they say about capes, and I have to assume that pant-capes are even more of a problem because there are two capes involved.

Seriously. HOW are the models walking in those things without a) stepping on them; b) looking at them; c) wrangling them in some way?

This is stunningly boring, overwhelmingly samey, and exceptionally fiddly all at the same time. Amazing!

I wouldn’t fuck that with a rented dick!

Well, Portland remains steadfastly white, so, uh...there’s a larger problem than a TV show.

LOLWut are you from here?

Tina Turner has been on the cover multiple times.

I can think of all manner of Avengers plots (canon or otherwise) that would involve one or more members of the team needing to get naked, so I’m going to go all out and say that there should just be a male-nude scene in the next Avengers movie, and Scarlett Johannsen should get some delightful line akin to the one in…

He links his views directly to his time in prison, that the people he met in prison were in large part “not rehabilitatable” (in quotes because it’s a summary, not exactly what he said). I assume that since he’s also wearing a hat made of money and eating money for lunch and sleeping on a giant pile of money and may…

The stubborn assholes that they are. :) I adore them anyway.

Well, you have to be careful. My aunt was 20 years younger than her husband, so when they got engaged she made him promise he would live to be 100, which he did - I think he was actually a bit over 101 when he died - but she had forgotten to tell him he wasn’t allowed to lose all his marbles, either, so instead of…

Eh, people are assholes. I have a 20 year old cat and had to put my 15 year old Airedale/Plott mix down on New Years Eve last year, and ... just do not run averages at me. I know both of them have lived exceptionally long lives for their species. WELL AWARE. I’ll start running odds on how long the speaker has left if…

Plus, if you consider trends over several shows in the same season, you’ll really start seeing what’s going to get turned into RTW. For example, based on this show alone, I would be curious to see what other people are doing with sheers (god I hate sheer, it’s so tired) and if it’s fresh and new, and two or three…

Then perhaps that should have been mentioned in the article, given that I was presented with two photos with wildly different fonts and expected to assume that they were “similar”. I do typography for part of my living; they’re not similar. I realize you didn’t write the article, but if someone is reporting on an…

I wouldn’t describe myself as one either, but let me tell you, I’m wading through Don Quixote now (because I am STUPID) and it’s making me long for a chick-lit book for a chaser. :)

UGH. In my area there are many, many parks, including one really big one that’s about two miles away - if you really need your darling to run around shrieking, and you’re going to sit there and watch her (ie, not using the time to do your stuff) then GO TO THE DAMN PARK.

What’s sad is I’m pretty sure I’ve read In Her Shoes and I don’t remember a damn thing about it. I shall treasure my innocence!

Actually, that’s a really good point, and I’ve seen that with other books that have gotten reissues. Twilight impacted a lot of books’ visual style when it was first out.

There really are a lot of people who think that they are the only ones present, which is weird. Or that kids will be kids, or that I can’t actually hear their music, or whatever else justification that boils down to not having a clue how much impact they have. If you want to make a bunch of noise, why don’t YOU go…