Please tell me the t-shirt said “bare arms.” Please tell me this moron was unintentionally advocating for tank tops. 

we hope...the utah gun exchange folks have babies too 

Those are not work safe shoes

Canada does not treat US dairy farmers well because they add hormones and pus to their dairy. We have banned that, so if any US dairy farmer wants to sell to Canada, they have to play by our rules. That’s why so many US children are obese, because the milk they’re given is laced with growth hormone, all because US…

The 4%, or 2% or whatever, GDP on Defense is such bullshit. It still doesn’t say how much a country contributes to NATO, just what they spend on Defense. One of the reasons why the US is paying more, is because they include a huge nuclear arsenal and space weaponry. Also, it’s a suggestion, not mandatory, and it’s not…

Start traveling several times a week landing in different airports in different cities driving different rentals and tell me how you do. I’ve had to push the horn button in parking lot’s many a time to find which beige boring mobile is mine as I have no idea what I rented the night before and have no idea what brand/…

All words are made up!

Down 7%?

Maybe try not watching it, after that don’t read about it and then you won’t ever have to comment on it again.

I think one of the best things they could do is make it a straight up spy action-thriller, where she’s being targeted by another Black Widow.

Low key embarrassed about this, I wouldn’t kick Amy Schumer out of bed for eating crackers...

Tiffany, the Connie of the family.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

Notably, the sin that pissed off God viz. Sodom and Gommorah was turning away travelers, not butt fucking.

They didn’t mean “deserves a mother and father in the same room with them”.

“I may regret asking but why would anyone boo Santa?”

What’s now known as “swatting” is when someone makes a false report of an emergency at a residence in the hopes that a SWAT team will show up, guns blazing, and scare the shit out of the inhabitants.

No that’s a megaphone

He keeps making that claim about the balance of trade, which he basically admitted he pulled out of his ass in a session with Trudeau. Apparently (as he has done with a host of other things) his staffers after the fact had to come up with a way to make the claim seem “truthier” which was accomplished from redefining…

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off deserves a place in the conversation.