All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

If you're going to include CC then John Ringo is a must.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

I think I might have just squeed at this suggestion. Thanks, Sly!