Those are not work safe shoes

Canada does not treat US dairy farmers well because they add hormones and pus to their dairy. We have banned that, so if any US dairy farmer wants to sell to Canada, they have to play by our rules. That’s why so many US children are obese, because the milk they’re given is laced with growth hormone, all because US…

The 4%, or 2% or whatever, GDP on Defense is such bullshit. It still doesn’t say how much a country contributes to NATO, just what they spend on Defense. One of the reasons why the US is paying more, is because they include a huge nuclear arsenal and space weaponry. Also, it’s a suggestion, not mandatory, and it’s not…

Start traveling several times a week landing in different airports in different cities driving different rentals and tell me how you do. I’ve had to push the horn button in parking lot’s many a time to find which beige boring mobile is mine as I have no idea what I rented the night before and have no idea what brand/…

Down 7%?

Tiffany, the Connie of the family.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

Notably, the sin that pissed off God viz. Sodom and Gommorah was turning away travelers, not butt fucking.

They didn’t mean “deserves a mother and father in the same room with them”.

“I may regret asking but why would anyone boo Santa?”

What’s now known as “swatting” is when someone makes a false report of an emergency at a residence in the hopes that a SWAT team will show up, guns blazing, and scare the shit out of the inhabitants.

No that’s a megaphone

He keeps making that claim about the balance of trade, which he basically admitted he pulled out of his ass in a session with Trudeau. Apparently (as he has done with a host of other things) his staffers after the fact had to come up with a way to make the claim seem “truthier” which was accomplished from redefining…

We treat the US dairy farmers like shit because that’s what they are. We have regulations and laws here in Canada that ban the use of growth hormones in dairy farms, because it effects the humans that eventually consume the dairy products. The USA does not ban the use of growth hormones in dairy, so when an American…

Well, do they? DO THEY?

eta: Also it’s worth noting that Canada does not have a trade surplus with the US, we have a $8.4B deficit, a number that the US Commerce Department agrees with but who needs facts when you’ve got MAGA ammirite?

On Greitens- note that he rode out the sexual assault allegations and the first campaign finance violations but resigned immediately following a court order to turn over documents relating to a dark money group he helped set up.....Politically resigning when the initial sex scandal broke (before said scandal became…

re: Sara Gilbert

She didn’t give 2 fucks about things like “shithole countries” and was fine with many of the President’s gross employees until one went after her daddy. She was fine caring that fetid bucket of water until it spilled on her shoes, so she should save some of that outrage for herself.

A great doctor? You mean like one who will say “Mr. Trump, your diet of fried chicken, big macs, and diet coke, combined with no exercise, is going to kill you. We’re going to need to work together to change some things on both fronts.”

Also, James Shaw threw the gun behind the counter because he was afraid that police would immediately shoot him if they saw him anywhere near it.