Train full of feces wouldn’t be there if Alabama hadn’t specifically asked for it. Sending it somewhere that doesn’t give a flip about environmental concerns makes perfect sense.

If only there were regulations against this sort of thing.

for the culling of sacs, to be sure.

Still happens in Oregon, except the onion is now ironic, as is the fashion of the times.

white el·e·phant

I’ve got my best thinkers on the job, but we still can’t figure out which end is the business end? The end with the sharp stabby leaves or the end with the delicious pineapple covered in a uniform row of razor blades?

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

I keep voting for dramatic sex because it would mean I’m actually having sex.

Trust me, most of us Canadians are rolling our eyes pretty hard at this. Yes, the law gives this guy the benefit of the doubt, but the point is that as much we make accommodations for all kinds of cultural differences, belief in our own politeness is a key aspect of OUR culture.

What about the rights of the server he reduced to tears? Don’t they have a right to a non toxic work environment?

I hope we never find out. Because if we do that means her privacy has been violated badly and she doesn’t deserve that.

It is blowing my mind how much stupid BS you murricans can come up with just to keep your pointless guns. Those poor kids will all feel like prisoners and terrorists every day they go to this school and yet, if another madman with a (still terribly easy to get) AR-15 decides to maw down dozens of them, none of this…

Not trying to be all “get off my lawn” here, but this is precisely why my generation’s response to Columbine (I was a high school student at the time) was to throw water on the hysteria surrounding school safety. Because when you motivate politicians and other “concerned” groups to get involved with these matters, all…

Our problem is that we have snow. Your problem is that you have a school shooting every 2 weeks and still do nothing about it. Last week a puppy died in a plane because he was put in a overhead compartment. Politicians are now passing laws forbidding airline companies from doing that. Meanwhile you have no problems…

And once again those evil video games claim another victim. Anyone going to blame the fact that a 9 year old got access to the gun in the first place? Nah... all that Call of Theft Auto nonsense made the boy do it. Guess what America, We have those same games here in Canada and kids don’t shoot their sisters in the…

Uhhh... Americans?

Ah, Americans.

Today’s Code 45* indicates that la grosse orange écailleuse is thinking wistfully about how his escape from this living nightmare would be so much easier under the Canadian parliamentary system.

Now is not the time to discuss bridge design. Thoughts and prayers for the families of the victims.

I’m good, thanks for your concern.