Tamron Hall needs to come back 

Holy shit, I did not know about the Steely Dan / Peter Gunz. Now I’m in a whosampled.com black hole and no work will get done today. 

“Ay yo, BooBoo! I got a plan to get us those pic-a nic baskets!”

Aggressively unseasoned chicken.

There are people who literally claim the Southern Strategy never happened. It’s bizarre.

Diamond and Silk—the sock puppet black women

This is why I have my trusty eyepatch, pegleg and parrot. 

I’m hoping Daughters Of The Dragon still come to be but I’ll be damned if I pay for another streaming service to watch it.

Wow, what a piece of shit county and police department.

Big respect for Rihanna here. That’s a lot of money and publicity she’s turning down to stand by her principles.

Honestly,

Well, obviously he must have stolen the fob. /s

I mean if the PD started arresting every white person who filed a false report they’d lose their last remaining fanbase.

Rihanna also comes off as waaay more honest and trustworthy than Kim or Kylie do. She's not devaluing her brand with laxative tea, predatory credit cards, or lying about lip injections. :/

Trump’s gonna play the...Indian Giver card...

Just keep in mind the SRO Stephen Shaulis did this to a kid.

$100k (maybe$60k after the lawyers get paid) for systemic physical abuse by school officials is a fucking slap in the face.

Starred for the Small Wonder reference.