‘Not to be construed as an admission of guilt’

Yeah, nobody wants to live in a dangerous, run down, and underserved area.

‘They turn on their own fast’?

She’ll take that 18% happily, I’d imagine.

I know somebody who’s pissed right now.

Ancestry.com saw the name on the sample and was like, “No need to run it. This dude’s black.”

Ok..........

A Texas liberal is still a conservative anywhere else in the union.

Austin is full of pretentious white people* who think they’re so woke, but really they’re secretly racist. They’re the kind of colonizing Columbus fuckers that say Austin invented breakfast tacos when they clearly stole it from cities with actual Mexican heritage (San Antonio, 90 miles south).

Remember The Alamo!

I cackled. 

That’ll buff right out. I know a guy in the Safeway parking lot who can fix that.

Because most people are unaware of the long history of debate in the black community, when Harvard brought 400 high school debaters to the university’s campus to compete in its prestigious debate competition, the group of black teenagers from Atlanta, Ga., were probably considered a long shot.

Coincidentally, the guy who recorded that video is actually my friend and chapter brother who actually lives in Bham!

John Mara ain’t much better. At least Tisch has some balls

Okay, I’m going to approach this in a straightforward manner. Kaep’s protest is neither disrespecting the flag nor a diss of Whitney’s prodigious talent. The two do not intersect. Kaep mounted a peaceful, personal protest of police brutality—surely something that needs to be addressed, no? By quietly taking a knee…

Troll account. That one’s beennon some bullshit all over Gizmodo Media.

Good point on Josh Gordon. When he came out late last week and said he would be missing the start of training camp because he was dealing with issues related to his major anxiety and past drug issues, a lot of Browns fans kinda gave him the side eye, which, compared to what they used to do, is compassionate. A lot of…

Dollar General is investigating? What? Call up that fucking store, get Slewfoot Ken’s ass on the line, tell him he fucked up, grab his Moon Pie stash and take his ass home and keep him off the schedule indefinitely, then tell Marsha she’s the manager, now, give her a 35 cent raise and hang the phone the fuck up.

You are thinking of James Brown and David Ruffin that used to beat Tammi mercilessly. Terrell and Marvin Gaye’s relationship was strictly platonic.