This take is bad and you should feel bad.

I have traveled a lot for work over the past year due to my job and have achieved Gold status on American. The secret is that for non-vacation flights (for example: Pittsburgh to Denver as compared to Philadelphia to Punta Cana), most people are travelling alone and are too cheap to pay for seats during the checkout…

I’m incredibly cheap and almost never pay extra for a seat assignment, but my wife and I are going to Greece next April, and the plane we’re on is a 3-4-3 layout, but with a few two-seat rows in the back. We paid an extra $220 roundtrip total to ensure we’d have a row to ourselves for both of the ~10 hour fights, and…

They won’t apologize for Musk, they will personally attack you for not showing proper respect to their demi.

This isn’t complicated. If you identify an STD quickly it won’t spread because 99% of STDs can be treated and aren’t permanent. But if we wait to identify STDs then it can be transmitted to 2 people who transmit it to 2 people who transmit it to 2 people... suddenly one case becomes 50 which becomes 100 which becomes…

Exactly how I use my “SmartTV”. 

Yes, but I will say Steve jobs was at least Grand Master level at bullshitting. Elon Musk is more mid rank at it.

My favourite thing in the world is dipshits not understanding how off the record contact with journalists works.

People think this guy is a genius because he “came up” with the ideas of “what if cars had batteries” and “space is cool”. He doesn’t do anything but fund actual smart people in these endeavors. What he, and other people like him, are actually good at is manipulation. He manipulates his employees into believing he’s…

These e-scooters are so ugly... Instead we’ll pave a 20ft wide path through your neighborhood and then park my 3000 lb sled on it directly in front of your house.

“How dare people scoot around my city! You’ll take a 3000 lb sled for all your short trips around our urban center and you’ll like it!”

In Florida, us Gen Xers cut the brake cables of Toyota Camrys, because boomers should stay off the road.

Not yet, and while I have no hopes that the Brazilian government will veto this acquisition, I really wish they would.

Strange I didn’t see any panic over the Airbus A320 AD issued July. And there was another issued for the A350 in May. Having ADs issued is normal, it might be a bad batch or they simply overestimated the life cycle of the part, that is why we have heavy checks and check the parts even before they are designed to fail.

A wing fork is not likely to be covered by paint.

McConnell rendered the mechanism pointless.  Trump didn’t break the system, but he did show us how broken it already was.

All you feel is acceleration...

It’s just a standard ramekin!

FYI, once the cabin door closes, the head flight attendant is the rule of law on the plane.

Why do people like Friends?