I got engaged a couple weeks ago. It was just the two of us, in a rowboat in a park. There was no audience, no flashmob, no cameras, and no fuss.

This series is spot on and funny as hell. Have you been to a lot of black gatherings as one of the only white people there?

Any prayer that takes more than 30 seconds is too goddamned long. My grandfather was adamant about saying a prayer before every meal but it took maybe ten seconds at most. My brother-in-law is ordained and wants to add in prayers for every family member, even the ones not present, and at times it feels like he’s…

Its a blog about national defense, that is part of Jalopnik. Removing everything that isn’t about a vehicle would be a real waste, Tyler is a great writer and often the employment of the various equipment we use is more important that the equipment itself. Would Jalopnik post articles about changing road laws,…

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

According to KTRK, they’re planning to wed in March. I think the only appropriate thing to do is for a bunch of people to, in the middle of their wedding, continually interrupt it to do stuff that is “more important” than that wedding. I’m thinking about tuning my bagpipes that day, or perhaps de-clawing my un-sedated…

Look up Sergei Brin, he's an immigrant.

The Prayer. This should only take about 30-45 minutes.

Also, to prove how not racist you are, don’t say you’re voting for Ben Carson. It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

All I know is that being the token white person at a Mexican tamalada, I was given the task (like bringing ice) that you can’t fuck up, which was soaking the corn husks.

Ha! Thank you for that tasty morsel of goodness. Did not know that, but it’s hardly surprising; it’s the kind of stuff douchebag assholes do.

Rubio kinda ducked on the answer, though... “everything’s important!” The correct answer was submarines, and he should have kinda shut up after he said that.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

reminds me of Joe Biden during his debate with Paul Ryan

If the exchange went as it’s listed above, Rubio destroyed him on that question just by knowing what it was and explaining it. Which is also terrifying.

Read the Houston Press article, he got a divorce in like July and he is already asking someone to marry him. It is HILARIOUS. The whole thing is absolutely ridiculous. He also told her to get her nails done because they were going to that Black and White ball, dude seems like a pretty huge douche bag.

So old his social security number is 2.

I’ll confirm this. His sac has been swiffering my floor.

In the above posted video, is that not a police officer that Parsley is talking to before he gets into the truck to ram the hotel?

It should also be made clear it wasn't intercepted just because of a lack of comms, the pilots also deviated from their planned flight route and flew directly over London. Not a good idea.