Jezebel, you need to check with university officials ASAP. This is untrue.

Depends.

Colleges and universities are so fearful of lawsuits that some of them won't even notify candidates that they have flown out for multi-day interviews when the position has been filled. It's just radio silence for fear any communication will cause someone to sue them. Most, however, just don't communicate until the…

I always wondered why they felt the need to print "Silica gel - DO NOT EAT" on those little packets inside purses and shoes. I mean, who the fuck would eat something you found inside a shoe? (Oh, how nice. They included some mints.) Question answered.

What is the deal with the accuracy of the added/referee's time? Would they really ever blow the final whistle during Renaldo's cross? Seems like they let the last play finish before they end the game. Seems like bullshit. Put up a large clock that everyone can see. Blow the fucking whistle when you want it stopped.…

They are right. It was definitely not suitable for children.

I like the complaints of "repeated viewing". Are they unaware that changing channels is an option? Also, spot the old farts using carriage returns.

I don't understand why they had to kiss. Should have just done some manly football stuff like a slap on the ass or a playful towel fight in the showers or a firm rubdown of that pesky thigh cramp while looking longingly into each others eyes.

actually it's not you should see the lists for those.

Wait, you can say no?

Could be a redo of 1976, when Denver pulled out at the last minute* and Innsbruck (which hosted the 1964 winter games) had to fill in.

dearest good friend:

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

That's fair. And I agree. That's also why I like Ramsey so much.

Oh yes, if he's willing, definitely. The flip side of that is: Don't drag your groom to something that makes his eyes glaze over. My fiance was wholly responsible for the officiant and the music; I handled the flowers because he could not possibly give less of a fuck about centerpieces.

15. You are allowed to throw, scott free, exactly one punch in the face to the friend or relative that states one of the following, 'Why don't you just elope?', 'I can't believe you are paying X for Y!?!?' or 'Oh that wasn't important for OUR wedding.' Choose wisely.

I can't tell you how many times I've heard things like, My mom is insisting on inviting my aunt that I don't know very well, she's taking over my wedding! and then you find out that mom's paying for the whole thing. Shut up, say thank you, and invite your aunt. For fifteen grand your mom could've insisted on picking…

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