Thought the same. Was hoping for a dose of adorable humanity. Instead got a dose of non-adorable reality

I thought this was going to be adorable and diverse toddlers explaining race. Instead I got yuppie scum being malignantly racist. Bad headline.

well, as long as they’re of my education and behavior level. Jesus wept.

“Not at all. I am very comfortable with all races as long as they are at my education and behavior level.”

I’m getting impatient waiting for that invention where you can punch someone over the internet.

Cromartie has never once cared where he ejected.

He’s an intense guy. Cut him some slacks.

Bet he’s a laugh fucking riot at Father/Son little league games.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

But no homo, right?

I just don’t understand the bond that you are supposed to get from hazing. I’ve been through boot camp and some of the most intense training the military has to offer. I didn’t come out with any “brothers”. When you go to BUD/S for SEAL training, you come out a stronger individual and you alone are sent to a SEAL…

No, I’m not. I’d say roughly 50% of my friends are Cubs fans. And if it means that much to them, they can stay home and watch it. Nobody is forcing them to go to this wedding (unless they are in it, in which case, suck it up).

Well, weddings are pretty different where I come from. Small churches and big receptions mean that 75% or more of the people don’t go to the ceremony for most of the weddings I’m invited to. And they’re not that fancy either. So while a TV with the game on would certainly not be out of the question, the fact that one…

And you want to be my latex salesman.

My personal opinion is that if neither of the people getting married are cubs fans, they don’t owe their guests anything. If people really want to watch it, they’ll stay home. If they want updates, they have cell phones. The wedding is their day and they have no obligation to cater to others.

I would’ve said “don’t call them ‘retarded’ ass hole”

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

Did you talk in 3rd person too? That may have been the deal breaker.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make some chili and bake some cinammon rolls.

Terrible take.