Yes, this is something that deserved a couple sentences in Drew Magary’s Deadspin Funbag, not an entire blog post. Of course the answer is “yes”. You can get a DUI for sleeping in a parked car drunk, so why the fuck would anyone think you could drink in a running car in a car wash?

As long as you enjoyed it who cares, right? Some people couldn’t recognize a good time even if it was splashed on their face over and over again while being fil...