“Tonight, someone will lose.”

Can we at least get one last DUAN?

Big League Chew

Just to put it up front: I hate the ads and the “Stick To Sports” mandate. This is all coming from VC idiots who are looking for the quick buck only.

Fantastic graphic. The art department is one of the best in the biz.

Just wanted to say it fucking blows that Barry got fired yesterday. There are relatively few constants left in life, but Barry writing the first article of the day for Deadspin was one of them. I’ve been coming to Deadspin regularly for about 10 years now. I love this place. So many laughs, so many great reads. The…

Hi welcome to Deadspin Bob, I’ve been reading this site since 2007 every day and this is the way it’s always been here. It’s a great site because it’s not purely about sports. If you want a sports site, there are literally tens of thousands of them that will give you the fucking box score and some pithy postgame…

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

They’ve seen everything. Guess they were sick of hearing it too.

These dumb motherfuckers running this place stuck autoplay ads everywhere because a fucking insurance company gave them $1 million but then when they realized that all the readers hated it, the insurance company bailed on the deal. Thus leaving the readers extremely pissed about the shitty format and leaving the…

I would guess the story was submitted before all this shit went down

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Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Action works, no wonder Spanfeller has his toupe in a twist. Farmers Insurance pulled out of their agreement with G/O after all our feedback and the posts that G/O Management pulled down about the autoplaying ads.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

I’m also Will.

THIS ISN’T 100% ABOUT SPORTZ, I’M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN. I WANT ALL SPORTS ALL THE TIME AND NO OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAT COULD MAKE ME A BETTER AND MORE INFORMED PERSON. THANKS.

Just whisper in my ear that everything is going to be ok. Even if it’s a lie.