I didn’t think I would laugh harder at anything in this soliloquy than that rhyme, but then I almost did a spit take at “Did anybody take a moment to think about what this may have done to Yao Ming.”

“If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut the fuck up!” said Stephen A Smith, shortly before the universe collapsed into an irony-singularity 

“I’m saying Daryl Morey had an obligation/to think about the Huston Rockets organization/ and about the National Basketball Association.”
Why does Stephen Smith sound like a guy trying to sling his mixtape at a gas station at 4 am?

You know, I’m beginning to think this Stephen A. Smith guy might not be that smart after all.

Fires rock at IT

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

China: [fires Rockets]

Steelers had way more terrible calls go their way during the game. 

that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom,

Specious? It was complete and utter BULLSHIT.

Oh, I agree. I too was flummoxed until I looked at the URL, as there is no other indication, other than the sheer outrageousness of the assertion that Terminator 2 is one long notorious goof, that that was a joke.

If that’s the case then that is an extraordinarily poorly worded sentence to get that point across.

There were so many bad calls on both sides of the ball that it’s impossible to know who would have won the game with proper officiating.

As someone who a) wanted to watch football and b) had the choice of this or the Bengals and Cardinals, I can say that the officiating was pretty questionable (in favor of/against both teams) all game.

Like a 60% chance it was a makeup call for a pretty weak one the other way earlier in the game, 40% chance of incompetence since the refs were awful all game long (to both teams!)

“Does anybody really give a shit?”

Well, here’s a whole fucking article about a whole fucking thing about people caring about it so MMM, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Jesus fucking christ, doesn’t it ever get tiring…

Or why it needs to be a game-as-a-service.

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

In her book Women Who Work

Short-fingered vulgarian.