A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

Double layer of humor if you consider the history of Nobel himself and why the prize was made.

As a note, the AFC truly feels like a race between Chiefs and Patriots at the moment, like was predicted already in the pre-season, and I’m already absolutely fascinated to see how the Pats D matches with the Ravens and Chiefs offense.

While the score difference was ultimately larger than three points, it still felt like Ravens ended up suffering from that decision to instantly go to a 2 point conversion after the first touchdown. It just seemed like the Ravens were in this constant chasedown mode after that. Not necesarily decisive, but certainly…

This was honestly one of the most absurd no-calls I've seen in a while. This clownshoe could have actually broken Sanders' neck.

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling.. wait.

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Signed him before this broke, but played him after and, given AB’s history, had to know something crazy was a possibility.

He started Brown with the accusations plainly known, so it’s completely fair to ask him questions about Brown’s status and role going forward, as well as about the culture he is cultivating with the decision he makes around using players in such compromising positions, which were the general bases of the questions he…

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

“3 minutes and 30 seconds” Rick Pitino is in awe at that stamina.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?