His name is Brandon though

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

The Incredible Machine

That’s a name that rings a bell that knocks over a bowling ball that makes a hamster run on a wheel that powers a conveyor belt that shoots a basketball into a hoop.

MITCH (in true lizard form): aahhh yessss my friennnddd ssstrausssssss we wouldn’t want to, impede economic opportunity and uhhh cost people many jobssss

Thank you NBA. Now every time people argues that loot boxes is not the same as gambling WELL HOW ABOUT THIS. 

They might be Southern or Arkansas-Pine Bluff, though.

Seriously fuck this game so much. If they HAVE to put this shit in it then sell the game for $20 or just give it out for free instead of trying to have ALL the money. I would even say boycott this game but I doubt people will since its pretty much the only basketball game out there.

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

Is there a Basketball mode?

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Because without facial hair you cannot tell where their neck ends and their chin begins?

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

...this does just look like a way to profit a quick buck off a well-known brand.

I dunno, guys, Jason doesn’t quite seem sold on this one.

Technically, you’ll never see what he did there.

I was kind of skimming the article and read “Warren Sapp” instead of “Warren Sharp” (who I’ve never heard of).

That tweet dig-up certainly stopped AB cold in his tracks.

Addams was great because even drunk college girls could have a good time on it. You could keep the balls in play pretty easily, even if you weren’t actually racking up real points.