Read this in Janet’s voice... 

Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

Man. Sleeper was a looooong time ago.

Short life, but a wild ride at least. Beats the shit out of a boring grinding 80 year existence. I can only imagine how crazy life was for those dudes back then.

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

Somewhere, the executive producer of “Bigfoot Hunters” just circled the word “Boston?” on a notepad and underlined it twice.

I don’t know. I’m just really much more interested in what the game designers original vision was for Glitch Simulator 2018 is. I think I’ll stick with it.

You forgot Westwood Studios. Never Forget, Never Forgive.

It really was an amazing scene. But Patrick Stewart has so many amazing moments that picking a favorite is impossible.

Nothing will ever be better than when Kirk says, “Let’s get the hell out of here” at the end of “City on the Edge of Forever.”

This is not a perfect history. Contrary to popular belief, McCoy never actually swears on TOS. Those famous, “Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a -” one-liners were never preceded with “damn.” It’s actually a case of the Mandela effect.

Swear words were only used twice on TOS, both in the first season. In “Mudd’s Women,”…

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego!”

I’m sure you must all feel very proud that your basketball team got off essentially because it was found that your entire university was revealed to be a fraud and not just it’s athletic department.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

The opening theme of Big Bang Theory is horrible.

It’s not that I hate the song on its own merits, but Randy Newman’s “It’s a Jungle Out There” was an unnecessary and inferior replacement for Monk’s original, delightful instrumental theme. I think the show had a lot more silly or middling episodes under the Randy Newman theme whereas it was a really great…

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

I think you mean a DeVos school. Devo’s school would probably be great.