Well, in many cases it’s still very much a shameless corner cutting. It’s how they can justify making such large scale games and keeping them at the $60 price tag (which is underpriced considering inflation and the consistently increasing costs of making high end games).

It’s times like this I miss living in Reno.

nope, it was a pretty good joke

you. you get a star.

As a Vikings fan I am compelled to give you a star before I go crawl into in the corner and cry.

+1 first round draft pick

Paradox really screwing up here with far too much ridiculous and overpriced DLC for this game. Much like what they do with all their stuff.

No, I stumbled in here because I like narrative video games. I know nothing about actual sports, I haven’t played other Madden games.... I’m a fantasy and sci-fi nerd so I parsed your joke as one of those aggressive displays of nerd knowledge, like when a little lizard unfurls its neck frills to intimidate a…

That’s not true either. They’re erasing a fake version of history set up revisionist white supremacists who were trying to erase actual history.

I was hoping he’d get romanced by a black bear, impregnated and then dumped.

Perfect deadspin joke. John Maddened would be proud+1

Got a full-on chortle out of me, because it’s pretty accurate.

I liked it.

I googled “Dragon’s Lair game over gif”. Nothing animated showed up so I grabbed this. It matched my hazy memories of the game. <shrug>

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

I have really enjoyed Seth Myers show since this idiot got into the white house. Seth has some pretty good takes and I think has become my favorite late night show host.

Yeah, it can function on that level. Now that I’ve finished the story, I keep going back to level up and explore. It fits.

I always liked Charlie Weaver. And of course the irreplaceable Paul Lynde.

The only way to stop Votto is with the Night Shift.