Ditto, it’s a monkey I didn’t even realize was on my back. But last job interview I had, they reacted to “I don’t have a Facebook” with an almost-audible hiss and recoil as if I’d said “I eat babies and children.”

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my parole officer forever....

Ankh if you love Dr. Fate!

graduate school

Poor man must be devastated. Look at him! It wrecked ‘im!

Actually, the idea that this man has gone his entire life without knowing the joy of a perfectly-cooked, juicy, delicious steak comforts me.

::sees sunglasses, hat, gloves::

Ditto. She’s been flying under the radar for too long. Someone with that capacity for vocal mimicry and her timing deserves to be lauded. Very happy she’s been able to pour out her sorrows profitably.

I find myself wondering if DT and KIJ would’ve been platonic lifemates or have gone relentlessly Spy vs. Spy against each other. Has to be one or the other.

I’m very glad Keanu’s earned a third act. He’s seemed very grounded since the Matrix days, and from everything I’ve read, sounds like one of the true good guys in the industry. His pain has always been close to the surface, but he’s capable of moving past it, and that alone isn’t a small feat.

Just happy this film got made. Never really thought we’d see a less-sanitized, genuinely brutal form of Jackman, and very glad that the powers-that-be finally took a chance on a barbed-wire-flavor X-Men tale.

Imagine the one time you forget to check before closing the car door.

Thank you for posting this after Valentine’s Day. I wouldn’t know how to wrap this.

That explains the pilot’s helmet, goggles, and scarf that keeps popping up on the Churchill bust.

Christ, Hasbro, just go for the omnibus edition and throw them all in.

It’s just a flat image. It rarely needs updating.

I have faith the Democratic Party will do the right thing, once every other available option is expended.

That depends. Can we agree on how many days are in a week?