You should really see a doctor or veterinarian about that.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to see the christening of the USS Leeroy Jenkins.

Mike Tomlin agrees, and has called Jonathan Papelbon to lend a hand.

“It will work, Glorious One,” the head priest said as the water in the crater began to boil. “We shall anoint thee with the Tears of Orpheus, which will allow thee to slip the bonds of Charon the ferryman, to elude the darkness of the forever-death, to nest for three days in the body of your son, to allow your…

Aaron Degerness: the Jets’ off-brand Ellen DeGeneres.

...Which is hilarious, because as a long-time Manziel-hater, I was shocked by his play last weekend. I thought it was the first time he played like a patient, mature quarterback that I’d seen.

“Today we’re teaching poodles how to fly!”

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

Sierra Sports NFL Football Pro '99. I was a big fan of Front Page Sports, especially the football line (bolstered by user-written program to handle stats in every imaginable fashion). Got '99 the day it came out and, while it boasted probably the most customizable game to date, it was unplayable. Returned mine with…