“Based off of”??!! You mean “based on”?

Hello?

Is this even a story without the actual photo? I’m saying not.

I came to the conclusion that the Bang Bang was a product of Audrey’s imagination, sweeping and all.

Time loop.

You can’t tell me Kevin Bacon isn’t popular because his surname is bacon!

If I’d wanted to say ‘fuck off’ I would’ve done so. I said ‘buzz off’ in Bob Hoskin’s fake Brooklyn accent.

You starred the poop joke, now buzz off.

Copy + paste Twitter.

Who are these people?

If AV Club writers submit posts that don’t meet the required word count they will be fired.

Love Buscemi’s reply: “Fuck that, I want to go somewhere where I can get a shot and a steak...’

“You know, like you have dough on the rise” - uh, ok...

Sorry for being off topic, but I had to clear cookies and history from my iPhone Safari because of browser hijacks and now I can’t sign back into my Kinja account. I had the burner user name and password saved, and I’m using autofill to sign in, but nada. A little help?

I was trying to get people to call me T-bone on account of how much I liked T-bone steaks. It didn’t work out.

Sorry Flav, can’t do nothin for ya man.

His actual favorite color was orange? I’ll be jiggered!

First, let’s say you’re doing a heck of a job Clayton. Second, I can’t get enough of these stories where someone cobbles together a Trump tweet and some sick burn replies, and a few short paragraphs of snark. Primo content.

I miss down voting.

I certainly hope so.