The sound scuzz and the editing was actually pretty good.

Up there with "Mum says do you want a cup of tea?" and "I don't send em solicitors letters… I apply a bit of pressure."

You're going to look back on these comments one day with regret.

Do I want you to pour the freakin beer? No, I want you to FREAK IT!

I saw that movie too

I'm thinking maybe Forbidden Planet might work better with Trump as Morbius, only the Krell technology made him stupid while his invisible id goes stomping through the twitterverse. Also, Ivanka = Altaira

There's a Curious George story where exactly this happens. Live the dream!

Did you swear as a child? "Hey Mom, Batman is the fucking high point of Saturday morning cartoons! Now get that motherfucking hagelslag over here pronto!"

There's a part of this story that doesn't make sense. When you say you were 'alone'…

I doff my cap. You're hardcore.

Partial list of films I've seen at the local cinema where I was the only patron:

Johnny Skidmarks FTW.

Sometimes there's a buggy.

Sometimes there's a man…

And Jack Huston's character was the heart and soul of BE. Once he was gone the series died too.

Yeah but when you consider all the action figures that got melted, blown up, tied to a rocket, got chewed by dogs, lost heads, arms etc, or were thrown in the trash, that only leaves a million.

Walter Matthau: What the hell is a 'wookie'??!!

Really? I felt Ben spoke for my generation of cynics.

Yes Tom, I am aware of numbers.

The upstart will challenge Maverick while reminding Maverick of himself at that age. This will bring up some unresolved personal issues for Maverick but when a real world crisis suddenly arrives, both the training and the issues will be resolved in the last 20 minutes of the movie. Rated PG.