Monsters was not overpraised. It's great.

TWO WEEKS

Dont forget the tubes!

To be fair, the US invasion of Afghanistan was in October 2001, the invasion of Iraq was in March 2003. The first was part of the campaign was to destroy al Qeda and kill bin Laden, the second was something something WMDs…

Only on the third time around.

Yeah, but McNulty never went outside the ethical boundaries of being essentially honest even as he broke department rules. Lester was all about process and procedure because he believed that was the only way to get a conviction in court. Throwing all that away just didn't feel right to me. The best part of that…

Imagine if GoT was a part of the park a la Medieval World in the original movie?!! That would explain a lot of the weird inconsistencies in GoT, time, seasons, distances, nudity… Mind. Blown.

Because it was like all the cops, who'd up to then had been honest, play by the rules dudes, all decided to just say fuck it and make it up. It sucked and didn't make sense.

Who talks a lot.

Thanks for those!

I've seen that JPEG doing the rounds on Facebook. It wasn't funny then.

"No cause of death has been given. Weaver was 90." Barsanti, you're just fucking with us now!

And if it's so perfect why isn't it number one?

The only logical solution to your problem is to gift the GFG to a prostitute.

Touche.

The only time I've ever seen a George Foreman Grill on sale in Australia was in what we call a "bottle shop" (trans. place where you buy booze). It seemed an appropriately sad and desperate place for the product.

Number 7 is perfect.

You call them steamed hams even though they are obviously grilled?

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

Don't forget ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name!