"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

you guys

I just wonder what Nintendo is up to...

Doubtful... he was a surly dude in the 'Nati...

You mad?

"You're unlikely to find a more impressive incomplete pass"

Jesus Christ, is this the last Craggs post yet? Spending all day on a guy no one outside of Gawker gives a shit about.....You must be drowning in page-views.

I vote no. Seems like a jerk.

"I'm rapping Robert Mueller and I'm on the case / Ain't a thing I can't investigate / If there's a problem I'll find a solution / I've concluded my work and come to a conclusion:

of the millenium falcon helmed by captain Malcom Reynolds a cyborg law officer whose life was saved by made by Cyberdyne after a gangster blew him up with a shotgun he is sent from the future to protect John Conner.

I don't disagree with Whitlock, I just think he's a little off on his timing. I thought Scott began alienating his audience circa 2002, when he began making Left Eye references on every goddamn episode of Sportscenter.

I'm among the hundreds of customers in the Syracuse, N.Y. area that cannot watch the Dallas-Detroit game, thanks to a carriage fee pissing match between Verizon Fios and something called Bristlecone, which owns the FOX affiliate. But, with ESPN Gamecast, I feel like I'm right in the center of action.

It'd be great if people could do that, but so many people have kids bc they're trying to make a mini replica of themselves, live through childhood again, or psychically work out their own failures through the kid. Many parents are treating their kids like shit for life bc the kid decided to be their own person, & had…

Taylor's Giants won the Super Bowl. Watt's Texans didn't even make the playoffs. Not gonna happen. Over/under for Watt MVP votes: 3.

The man, the myth, the legend. All you how don't know him, he is a god amongst men. Some say he spends his entire fortune attempting to create is own real life chocobo and once managed to cast Curaja in front of a live studio audience.

Once again, Cards Against Humanity made $180,000 selling boxes of shit to people.

Morgan Freeman killed a guy in Shawshank and he got better, but then he was a pretty terrible person in Dreamcatcher, so who knows. But it was hard to watch Birdman knowing how racist Norton used to be :-(

"Does she know the fuck I am? I'm doing her a solid by being here."

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Uber driver needs uber punishment.