Deadspin always posts the gayest fucking articles. Why the fuck is a collection of dicks on the main page. Gay acceptance is once thing but don't keep forcing all these gay fucking articles on us. I can't even recommend this website because of shit like that. You have some nice articles from time to time and funny…

Hitler wasn't a candidate though

So does this fuckin' thing suck or what?

"Calves, Calves All The Way!" Dwight K. Schrute

Her lips are not saying any part of that line and it's driving me crazy

This game would look awesome.

surface of the sun take

it looks like he was a douchebag this week too. rather than shake hands he jogged off the field at the end of the game

No, it's karma.

I don't feel for them. I feel for the men and women who live in the sewers underneath most of the major cities.

Ever since Ole Miss' QB was exposed as a douchebag last week, they've lost two in a row. Karma.

I went home and watched the film on the iPad.

"You soft motherfucker. Bitch ass nigga."

"Why do I keep getting friend-zoned?"

Because you use the term "friend-zone"

There's gonna be Christy Mathewson posts coming today!?!?!?!?

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Real CEO! NOW WITH:

"a pox on all you're houses" "im just been sopranoed"

Sounds like the father is the family's biggest problem with his temper problem.

It's legal to make a backup copy for archival purposes. It's not legal to distribute that copy. You're expected to create your own backup to my understanding, not get it from someone else.