The team better reach out to Gordon Ramsey, as to be respectful of sacred chef customs.

Great googly moogly..

Seriously, wouldn't the more accurate billboard be "You're welcome Miami, Love Lebron"?

Akira was a very popular series in Japan, and like many popular anime and manga there, they tend to hold legacies that can grow to legendary levels. Akira is one of those "legendary" anime.

Pretty sure that middle offender is 45.

<Clocks La.C upside the head, shoves her unconscious form behind the sofa, poses fetchingly>

Is it really that hilarious?

What's the old saw?

"Sadly, as ever, the truth is not as great as the myth."

"I used to be an All-Star outfielder like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

obligatory:

I love this bit of wisdom coming from "BeaverMan". +1

"I have no fucking idea what it even means." Classic MPDG. Just classic.

Because swearing is always funny #sarcasm

That stuck out to me too.

The real question is how you filter out all the fat ones.

1. Take a fucking bath

Kill Leonardo! Fuck Raphael. Go to Bonnaroo with Michelangelo. DUH!

"I figured out that by pretending to like Donatello (lets face it, the worst ninja turtle)"