There can only be one football Horcrux, two is lame. I propose the scar that Bill gave David Tyree.

Skull Kid is wearing the mask.

Skull Kid is much harder (unless you collected all the masks and turn into Super Link).

"In return the Burger King manager gave Janelle five free meals"

Cheaper to buy photos from freelancers. Also, SI is probably dying.

They chickened out and had a tie! Boooooo

So the hall decided Greg Maddux would wear a blank cap?

"That means Ken Griffey Jr. will be the first player to go in as a Mariner"

+1

Derrick Rose is one more injury away from taking first place.

Normally I'd say putting your writers in the HOF is bullshit, but the Teo story was pure gold and the best thing to ever happen to Deadspin.

He probably was still drunk.

Two move to LA. One moves to London. Don't forget Toronto and San Antonio still want a team.

They gave him 1600 on top of his money back. So he came out way ahead on the deal. I'm sure StubHub has fine print that they can back out of any deal without penalty, so the guy was very lucky to get anything.

I also love Star Wars.

When did plagiarism become something to celebrate?

Miami of Ohio is actually the nicest public school in Ohio, and the most expensive.

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?