They chickened out and had a tie! Boooooo

Eh, most of this is probably bullshit. It's just that in America, the key to riches is to patent any crazy idea you can think of, then let someone else figure it out. When they do, sue them.

Easy to crack so I can have it for free.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

Digital media is just too easy to take for free. Books, movies, music...I struggle to pay for these.

So the hall decided Greg Maddux would wear a blank cap?

"That means Ken Griffey Jr. will be the first player to go in as a Mariner"

+1

Derrick Rose is one more injury away from taking first place.

Good luck convincing any business you'll be around in another three years. They need a major player to buy them out, if only to show stability.

Normally I'd say putting your writers in the HOF is bullshit, but the Teo story was pure gold and the best thing to ever happen to Deadspin.

He probably was still drunk.

Two move to LA. One moves to London. Don't forget Toronto and San Antonio still want a team.

They gave him 1600 on top of his money back. So he came out way ahead on the deal. I'm sure StubHub has fine print that they can back out of any deal without penalty, so the guy was very lucky to get anything.

I also love Star Wars.

When did plagiarism become something to celebrate?

Miami of Ohio is actually the nicest public school in Ohio, and the most expensive.

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?

They hired Scott and told him to purposely lose, why does no one understand that?