haha *jinks*

2 year? Unfortunately more like 25 years.

face palm. thank you.

just when I thought “endearing mad scientist” hipsters couldn’t get any further up their own arseholes...

Sorry, sorry sorry (*women noises*) I DON’T SCIENCE, tee hee (fucking) hee hee. I know science and complicated mechanics like ice cream, and those little ballz of astronaut icecream that they sell at museums an’ such are the rightful baileywick of MENZ and all, but GOSH DARN IT... oooh, I forgot what I was a sayin’…

An this fucking eye-roll-worthy snark:

yeah, as much as I like me some Bernie, and think this is cute, this is exactly what went thru my mind.

haha, might wanna forego the sausages in any case.

or Chief Operating Oligarch at House Of Penises

no, but I probably blocked it out.

That “Millenial” looks about 14 fucking years old. Never too late to exploit and make money off the young and naive!

That was nice of him. He also took thousands of dollars directly from lobbyists with ties to the financial industry, including JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup and Visa, as well as some energy companies like the American Petroleum Institute. Doesn’t mean he was bribed.

US elections aren’t held on a weekend when you’d like to think it would be less inconvenient for [POOR ] people to get away from work and do it!

damn, you on fire today!

You know it’s a strange day when Yoko’s tweets make more sense than Kanye’s.

I’m wondering about the thousands of dollars that Senator Sanders accepted directly from lobbyists with ties to the financial industry, including JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup and Visa, as well some energy companies like the American Petroleum Institute?

haha GOLDMANGHAZI

Refusing to looks really bad.

Is it assumed that everyone who accepts money for speaking to a given entity automatically agrees with said entity, behavioral practices, and mission statement in their entirety?

For me the question really comes down to: DOES SHE WEIGH MORE THAN A DUCK?