So I went in my closet and took a fat dump in my cat’s litter box.

people have probably thrown their poop out of windows a lot because it is THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION. I really believe this.

Oh Christ, this reminds me of my first period story. I’m 13 and at my bff’s lake house for the weekend. She’s a long time family friend and I’m two years older than her and she hasn’t experienced any joys of puberty yet. We’re sleeping in the same room in a big bed and I’m a naturally early riser so I wake up way…

OMFG. I am in the middle of a massive anxiety attack (renter issues) and reading this to calm down. Nothing like reading about someone throwing their own poop out the window (and never getting caught HOORAY) to take my mind off things. I’m cackling like a maniac

I feel you! I literally divorced my first husband because he constantly shit in the bathroom while I was in the shower. It was a rough time in my life and the shower was the highlight of my day. I couldn’t deal.

“the stink particles would cling to the shower steam”