There’s a Grand Canyon of Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon in Arizona. Confusingly named, but they are two different places. Plenty of people fall into both canyons though.

Those are not the same parks/canyons per the Wikipedia on the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Can…

Questions abound.

I’ll never understand people who go close to cliff edges. My dad does it on holidays, even though I plead with him not to. I’m basically on the verge of tears, and he won’t listen. People are fucking stupid. For Christ’s sake, a gust of wind could easily knock you off your feet. I’m no genius, but safety at cliffs…

Yellowstone national park and the Grand Canyon are not the same place

Oh, maybe she was hoping it was her boyfriend come to join the mile high club?

You didn’t go to a west coast school did you? Every professor in science looks like this out here.

Jip is a valid alternative used in the north east. Its a modification yo obscure the origin a bit

Well, this particular patient spends a lot of time with his head up his ass, so....

Makes sense they’d settle on “Compassionate Colonscopy.” Why not try to piggyback off the popularity of “compassionate conservatism” in 2003?

Can’t imagine Trump being forgiving of the lazy eye

“Unbelievable. You never know where this guy is looking. Many people are creeped out by this. He can see very well, but I have the best eye sight”

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

Gag Halfront to Trump’s Zaphod Beeblebrox.

You are not alone! I hate the idea that “women can be funny too” seems to have translated to “women must be funny in the exact same gross out comedy way that is popular with frat boys”

Are we going to have to expand the Bechdel test to include “do they talk about something other than a man or a wedding?”

This sounds just like The Hangover but with girls. Boring.

*sigh*

That's why you can't invade Maine in the winter. We become stealthy.

Bears picking their own apples.

Rob Ford wasn’t all chuckles.