Exit light, enter night pretty much sums up this entire administration.

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

Why is the military and police blocking them?

Yep, his reasons are his business. The results are the same: millions will keep their insurance and Medicaid survives. Sure, Trump is going to fuck it by withholding money, but he’s also going to own it.

I’m just going to say - I don’t care what’s motivating John McCain.

And the corn has ears!

Potatoes have eyes everywhere!

We are all General Kelly.

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

Just imagine what the portrait in his attic looks like...

As so many have already said, it’s highly unlikely that “the world will end.” Our species probably will, but unlikely that the planet will miss us.

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT MONARCH THINGY!?

This asshole is a thug and a bully who has learned to throw his morbidly high weight around all of his life because it’s worked for him.

He’s a petty, little man. I’m very uncomfortable he would share that image.

Because to Trump and therefore to the White House, someone saying something mean about Trump is far more important than any of those issues.

One withering look from Sister Therese - my high school disciplinarian - and those trees would have cleaned up their own damn selves.

If only he was a Republican, he would have gotten off scot free.

One other factor in her loss.... the election was stolen. Not only did we have Comey’s announcement and constant fake news online but hundreds of thousands of likely democratic votes were thrown away in key states and many states made it more difficult for students, urbanites and minorities to vote as soon as the…

See, I thought there was going to be a noble rank theme. Like their names would be Kaiser, Czar and Sultana.