The “funny” thing is climate change doesn’t give one single shit if you believe in it or not. It’s happening. Try not believing in gravity and jump off a building. Gravity and climate change gives zero fucks.

Let’s face it, Stephen King’s not a great writer, period. And yeah, his sex scenes are pretty bad in general. He’s a great story teller and has one hell of an imagination, but his style is lacking, to say the least.

Well, that is the standard Republican/conservative line: I got mine, fuck everyone else.

I watched 6 straight months of HGTV while on bedrest in 2011 and came to the conclusion that Rinomato is the shit. She said the things on Property Virgins that we all say aloud to those stupid House Hunters buyers (i.e. don’t worry about fucking paint colours people).

Doesn’t the whole thing read like a “fuck you,” anyway? This being said:

This is what a police state looks like.

My sister is a nurse practitioner. Her job is very difficult, stressful and at the same time she finds it rewarding because she saves children’s lives every day. I cannot express how angry this story makes me and I only wish his firing is the least of the repercussions he will face.

Jesus:

“When asked why they should pay up the monk simply said “because I’m worth it”.”

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

If it weren’t clear a year ago, it should be crystal now: Trump and the GOP would like to dismantle progressive policies dating as far back as The New Deal.

Give a racist a pardon and he’ll take a Senate seat ... or something like that. But as disappointing as this development is, at least we can take heart in the fact that Paul Ryan, John McCain, and Jeff Flake are deeply concerned. Not enough to do anything, but really ... deeply concerned.

He sounds like he thinks this is a credit to him. “I have all the best storms. The biggest ones! Tremendous rainfall!”

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Personally I think it’s part of when men want to be “all the way in”. Like they expect to strike oil. Dude, there’s no more in.

Police say they should’ve seen this coming. Amorino and her daughter have previous arrests for scalping.

That, and also, we learned how clean coal technology works:

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

During Hurricane Gloria, my father (who is not a gigantic shit-for-brains) stayed safely indoors with the rest of the family.