Cruises are the worst possible way to see the world, and Carnival is the worst of the worst.

Goddamn, I hate this motherfucker.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

Because it’s an eyesore and a dick move. You can leave up flashing Christmas lights 365 days a year. You can keep a bounce house permanently in your front yard. You can let your grass grow as high as your windows. It doesn’t mean you should. An HOA usually isn’t necessary to police common decency and common sense, but…

Just knowing that the Pi can be counted to more than 3 decimals makes anyone smarter than 85% of the GOP.