Leanring to deal with jerks and bullies (not out of control bullying but mean people) is an important skill because they continue to be jerks and bullies in the work environment.

“You fargin icehole. You haven’t got the bells to red card me. Corksucker!”

Damned glad to meet you. Pedantics to the left, conspiracy theorists to the right.

Genius Bear Who Was Too Smart And Strong For Bullshit-Ass Electric-Deer Gag is the best bear.

If only there was a way to express my opinion of Items Bear in bear form. Oh, wait -

If every cop gave $1 for every offensive thing they said about BLM we could finally make reparations

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Jesus FUCKING Christ. I want a giant sinkhole to appear in Happy Valley right now and suck that entire university into the depths of the earth, with some sort of evil, cackling voice bellowing out that such will be the fate of any other university who pulls this shit in the future.

One of my favorites

Dick Allen played before my time, but I feel like I would have really liked him.

He kept being Extremely Yunel Escobar even after the game.

Probably the best outcome for an Escobar to be taken out for doing lines.

Dick Allen, what a legend. Once wrote MOM in the dirt because only his mother could tell him what to do, not the commissioner.

Are you familiar with Dana White? Doing douchey things is his purpose in life.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

In 2003 Some friends and I went to a Giants v. Phillies game in SF. This was when Pat Burrell was still playing LF for the Phils. He was having a HORRIBLE year, finished the season batting barely over 200. So of course the bleacher creatures were giving him the absolute business all game long. Pretty sure he struckout…

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

Guy Chanting “Overrated” At Giancarlo Stanton When He’s Locked In, I’d like to introduce you to Guy Chanting “Overrated” At Pedro Alvarez When He Was Locked In. You obviously haven’t met before.

But only for the promotional poster! Patricia Quinn’s lips were used in the movie. Yay trivia!