This is not a good day for England.

Are you kidding? It’s been about 25 years since our mens team has come close to being this good.

To be fair, we give Wayne Rooney shit about his hair plugs all the time.

Problem solved!

There you are, golazo truthers. We've been expecting you.

That thing dove like a curveball. Holy shit.

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

Way to steal the Supreme Court’s thunder, Ryno.

A WILD TITO ORTIZ APPEARS.

Wow, Matt Leinart AND Huntington Beach are involved? It's like a douchebag sandwich. I wonder if they have Avenged Sevenfold play at halftime.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Rousey grew more upset after reading Corriea’s apology. Turns out God’s the one who took her dad.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Classic dad line:

Dad can we have blank?
Dad: You don’t even like blank!

Y’all. My dad. He only had girls, so all the stuff he always wanted to do with boys, he had to do with us. We rough-housed, played tricks on each other, watched scary movies and heckled together. I was an awful teenager to him but we’re the best of friends now. He's an amazing source of dad jokes, wisdom, and…