Never forget.

They’d be pissed off about your comment, if they could read it.

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

FIFA has a deal.

A real key is to never let the flask get empty.

If my girlfriend institutes this we’re going to lose the house.

26 paragraphs worth of reinforcement, to be precise.

slinging a box over my shoulder isn’t as easy, I’m a creature of comfort

I’m stone-cold stunned at how fucking well they pulled this off.

No Thunderbird for you, then?

I could barely read it at all. Run on sentences, strange syntax, too much trying to be cool.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

I think the common issue is the disconnect between the foot and the brain. They think they’re hitting the brake, but the car isn’t stopping, so they hit the brake harder, until they’re at full throttle. The brain locks in, the foot stays planted until the wall.

I think we can all agree that the best solution would be to replace the migrant slaves with Duggars to build the World Cup stadiums.

The Julia Louis-Dreyfus one was the best part of that whole segment, mostly for the reaction of Jerry Seinfeld.

Get out.

For your information, he was going to sell that ball to help pay for that boat to go to college.

Sadly, his parents could not be reached for comment on his debut.

Makes sense. I’m a Marlins fan so it kinda reminds me of Dontrelle Willis. His call up was as important to that 03 team as Miguel Cabrera’s. He was the NLROY in 03, finished 2nd in the CY Young the following season and then he just kinda fell off the face of the earth. I know he tried to change up his delivery and…

You know, $6 million is pretty cheap for 660 HRs, especially when you consider that the Yankees have paid double that amount for only two HRs.