Pedantry is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

not really...

Oh you are one of those finger hook wine snobs.... A box is too good for you.

you must spend a lot of time alone.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

I’m on team bullshit.

Fans of Soccer. Generally.

This doesn’t surprise his rainy day me at all. Just to have a seat at that table you have to be courrupt as hell... And Sepp knows all about it.

You know that shit is bad when your plea bargain gets you “Only” 56 years.

You are a modern King Solomon.

No actually FIFA wins this one...

It was the stomp after he got out.

He should get all of his information from cab drivers like Thomas Friedman.

Navy stands for Never Again Volunteer Yourself.

I would put Craig Ferguson at 2 but other than that legit list.

Cops are working on it...

Oh for fuck sake. Really?

Goddammit Wenger!

Little bit of both.