That just made my day....

The answer is Beer Commercials.

Soccer is cruel. Sometimes the best players of their generation don't win the cup.

Fucking fantastic book.

That is the exact thing passive aggressive people say.

250,000 in advance with another 500,000 in escrow paid to my family upon my death...

There is no way in hell I am reffing that game.

For Lewandowski at least.

I still have no idea what is going on in Jurgen Klopps tactics board

Imma get a shovel and speed this up.

No mention of his music videos?

It was close. But the whole origin story was a drag. I would have preferred Cap against Nazis in all of his glory as opposed to half the movie being some lame buildup

It is a mistake a young kid makes. You think he is the only baseball player who speeds?

Vice Magazine is kicking the shit out of Gawker these days when it comes to quality writing. Think about that for a second.

and you proved you are an asshole.

You seem to be very aggrieved. Please tell me the many ways you have been wronged. Start with Deadspin prutting up an article on Puig.

You had a comment that was valuable?

Has anyone ever used the term white knighting who wasn't an asshole?